Essentially, getting older is sort of a bitch.
Two months from my fortieth birthday, I’ve never looked or felt better. Considering my high school and college years, this is pretty remarkable. I used to scare people with oversized t-shirts, an abrasive attitude, and hair that could withstand fifty-knot winds. But now, after discovering exercise, obtaining a decent wardrobe allowance and growing my hair [...]
How to survive an abnormal pap smear
This one is for my girls. But of course, right now, my male readers, all two of you, are squirming and about to bounce. Relax. An abnormal pap smear might happen to one of *your* girls and then you should know how to help for a change. Instead of just sitting around, scratching your balls. [...]








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