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Every Jewish parent dreads the day the Holocaust comes up.

Posted by Catherine on Aug 4, 2010 in Laughing is better than the alternative

However, I have to say, our first go at it two years ago wasn’t so bad. Me: What did you learn about in Hebrew School today? Oldest: A lot. We learned about concentration camps. Me: Oh? What about them? Oldest: They put Jewish people in camps. We also learned about Anne Frank. Me: What about [...]

 
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How much longer ’till school starts?

Posted by Catherine on Jul 22, 2010 in Add it to the List, Laughing is better than the alternative

My children are definitely becoming preteens. They no longer involve me every time one annoys the other. After living with these kids for ten years, I’m never surprised when I find something in the toilet after they leave the bathroom. That *something* is usually of an organic nature and a quick, “Get in here and [...]

 
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Two ways to watch World Cup action with grumpy old men who think soccer sucks (without killing them and then yourself)

Posted by Catherine on Jul 12, 2010 in Aging, Laughing is better than the alternative

My children are sports fans. It doesn’t matter if a puck or ball is involved, or even a race car; they enjoy the rivalry, drama, intrigue, and suspense surrounding physical competition and a winner’s trophy. Husband loves this about them. Not that he would love our sons any less if they were into Tom Cruise [...]

 
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Hey, pregnant lady

A dear friend is pregnant and oh, so excited. Her first baby, belly just starting to grow – the best of times! I don’t want to stomp on her buzz, but someone has to prepare this woman for the ultimate in horror shows. Because what starts out quite lovely…

 
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How can you tell teachers are ready for summer break?

Posted by Catherine on May 6, 2010 in Education, Laughing is better than the alternative

In about a month, school will be over. My children cannot wait. Me? I’d consider voting for a gun-toting, pro-life Republican (is there any other kind?) if he promised to make year-round schooling a reality. When I taught high school, I felt quite differently about summer vacation. And as much as I loved my students, [...]

 
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How you can tell the summer trip is over before it starts

Nothing frightens parents more than summer vacation. Kids look forward to a few months of fun and frolic. Moms and dads wonder how they can fill ten hours a day with activities when there’s nothing good on television. One way to fill the time is to take a summer trip. This is what my family [...]

 
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Toilet humor: How to survive the hemoccult experience

Posted by Catherine on Apr 14, 2010 in Add it to the List, Laughing is better than the alternative

I have always hated poop. My mother told me I started complaining about stinky diapers when I was six months old. Before my first birthday, I’d had enough of sitting in my own filth. I got undressed, grabbed a newspaper, climbed up on that porcelain throne, and became a “big girl.” Fast forward thirty years, [...]

 
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How I give back/Advice that works – One way to save your sanity when spouse or children annoy

Posted by Catherine on Apr 9, 2010 in Laughing is better than the alternative

Sometimes, when I get annoyed or angry, Husband will walk me over to a picture from his brother’s bar mitzvah. This is an old picture, circa 1970. Husband points at a little boy who’s wearing a brown suit, no more than two years of age, standing in front of the crowd. The toddler’s chocolate brown [...]

 
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Modern v. old-fashioned parenting

Posted by Catherine on Mar 25, 2010 in Family, Joys of Parenting, Laughing is better than the alternative

After hearing stories this past week about how my relatives were raised during the 1940s and 1950s, I’m surprised my grandparents and their contemporaries were never brought up on charges. The fact that they weren’t featured in a movie-of-the-week or some best-selling memoir must mean that their parenting styles were accepted and even appreciated. Their [...]

 
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Learn how to drive or get off the road: 5 ways to make our streets safer

Posted by Catherine on Mar 11, 2010 in Add it to the List, Laughing is better than the alternative

For some people, driving has become a bit of a challenge. Blame it on Toyota or multi-tasking failures everywhere, but we now hear daily about too many people killing themselves or others in an attempt to get from Point A to Point B. Oprah Winfrey and overzealous legislators want to change all that. While there [...]

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