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“But I’ve been drinking cranberry juice.”

Posted by Catherine on May 31, 2010 in Add it to the List, Aging, Health Issues

Seven months ago, my doctor’s office called about a blood test. Focused on my platelet count and thyroid numbers, I didn’t really pay attention to her other concerns. “The test shows you have a urinary tract infection,” she said. “But I’ve been drinking cranberry juice for years,” I said. “Cosmopolitans don’t count, Catherine.” “Besides, I [...]

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Immunize me or you’ll catch it too

Posted by Catherine on Jan 20, 2010 in Health Issues, Parenting, Parenting Trends

Aren’t new parents funny? They finally get their beautiful and fresh-smelling bundle of joy to sleep, go online to brag about Apgar scores with 500 of their closest Facebook friends, and advocate some of the most bizarre and mind-baffling ideas since the womb song. Believe me, I’m only a drunken evening and missed period away [...]

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More prune juice, please.

Posted by Catherine on Jan 12, 2010 in Aging, Health Issues, Toilet humor

“Good God, why is Mommy shouting from the bathroom?” For the second time in two months, my hemoglobin is down. The numbers aren’t quite as low as NBC’s ratings, but still, we’re concerned. My doctor says this is common among pre-menopausal women. “You know what else is common?” I snapped, “required medication for women who [...]

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Thoughts and concerns (while fighting the good fight)

Posted by Catherine on Dec 2, 2009 in Family, Friends, Health Issues

I’m not comfortable posting details about my health right now. Not sure why. Maybe because writing a scene is challenging when you don’t know how the story ends? (Besides, you have my number.) If you don’t, scour the restrooms at Skipper’s Smokehouse. Or wait until I write about it (when I’m damn good and ready.) [...]

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