I Could Kill Someone
If you are threatened or battered to the point where you must take out a restraining order, and then the bully or batterer violates said restraining order, you should be able to kill that son of a bitch with no threat of legal action whatsoever.
Period.
Let me be very clear – I’m all for gun control. [...]
A Mother’s Day Gift From You to Me
If you read this site because you:
a) like it
b) feel compelled despite ensuing nausea
c) must compile data for accurate FBI file
d) want to marry me
…here’s what you can do for me on Mother’s Day.
Click on the ads in the sidebar to the right. My kids’ college funds aren’t going to pay for themselves.
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3 Year-Old Boy Lost for Two Days Found Safe – Just Don’t Call it a Miracle
I read this morning in the newspaper about a little boy lost for two days in Missouri. They finally found 3 year-old Joshua Childers alive and well, albeit tired and a bit scared, in the woods not far from where he disappeared.
It’s hard to read the story and not get teary-eyed.
My mom heard the good [...]
More Facebook Fun – Ongoing
I might scream if one more person tells me about a life-altering event and then adds, “Don’t blog this.” I wrote as much on Facebook, which invites the smartasses in my life to play along.
Addison – I’m gay….please don’t blog this.
John – I’m planning on getting a haircut in the coming days. I need one. [...]
Five Things More Important than Pork Lung or Swine Flu or Whatever the Hell it’s Called
1. The Environment: A provision to allow oil drilling within three miles of our coast flew through the Florida House of Representatives. The Senate killed the bill, for now, but did *your* Representative vote for it? Find out now.
2. Country Music No Longer Sucks: You heard it here first. Phil Vassar wrote a song called [...]
This Swine Flu Hysteria Has Been Brought to You By…
Who is aware that there were two cops killed in Northern Florida this weekend?
Anyone?
All two of you…wow. That’s two more than I would have guessed. Instead of reporting real news of consequence, the media is focused on hysteria and confusion in the hopes of garnering more readers and viewers.
Desperation is so not hot. But, like [...]
Christian License Plates Approved in Florida Senate
All the Florida Senate had to hear was one word: Jesus.
And that was good enough for them.
They approved the latest Holy Roller-related license plates without even seeing them. But Senator Ronda Storms didn’t need to see them, she sees Jesus in her dreams each night and now she wants you to see Him too. Especially [...]
What the hell is wrong with President Obama?
Did you hear? Obama is vowing to fight piracy.
“I want to be very clear that we are resolved to halt the rise of piracy in that region and to achieve that goal, we’re going to have to continue to work with our partners to prevent future attacks,” Obama said at a Washington news conference.
A fucking [...]
I Get the Best IMs – Ongoing
This morning, I tried to get a few things done but my brother had other ideas.
Brother: How many people died eating tainted peanut butter?
Me: I dunno. Ever hear of Google?
(long pause)
Brother: Twelve people died because of bad peanut butter and the government was all over it. Thirteen people died in Binghamton last week and nothin’ [...]
Let’s Leave the Pope and Prayer Out of It
I am in Denver this weekend, soaking up the love of my niece and nephew and catching up on all things newsworthy.
What’s up with the Pope? Your favorite cross-dresser and mine was in Africa recently telling the AIDS-ravaged continent that condoms won’t really help prevent AIDS.
Great. I expect such ramblings from the crazy nun down [...]
Catherine Durkin Robinson
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she’s crafty
