Not Sure if This is Because They are Home-Schooled or Because They Live in Georgia
Either way…dumbasses make me laugh.
h/t Adam
Plagiarizing Principal Tells Springstead High Valedictorian to Rewrite Speech
If I had a daughter, I’d want her to be a lot like Jem Lugo, a bright and funny senior at Springstead High School in Hernando County. As valedictorian, she was tasked with writing a speech to deliver at her school’s graduation ceremony.
I’ve been to several commencement exercises and the speeches given by the smartest [...]
What Five Songs Describe You?
Facebook has a million of these little exercises, but I haven’t seen this one yet. Are there songs that describe your personality, winning smile, or philosophy on life? What are they?
Me first. Oh yes, these quotes and songs are perfect. Get to know me and sing along.
This first one, perhaps more than the others, almost [...]
Sickles High School in Trouble for Crotch Shot Photo
Another Sickles’ goof or goof-up?
When I first heard about the bare vagina on display in the pages of Sickles High School’s 2009 yearbook, I laughed out loud.
One of those deep belly laughs that last for five minutes. My tongue hangs out. I grab my sides. The works. I could just picture the yearbook advisor catching [...]
A Mother’s Day Gift From You to Me
If you read this site because you:
a) like it
b) feel compelled despite ensuing nausea
c) must compile data for accurate FBI file
d) want to marry me
…here’s what you can do for me on Mother’s Day.
Click on the ads in the sidebar to the right. My kids’ college funds aren’t going to pay for themselves.
Follow Out in [...]
This Swine Flu Hysteria Has Been Brought to You By…
Who is aware that there were two cops killed in Northern Florida this weekend?
Anyone?
All two of you…wow. That’s two more than I would have guessed. Instead of reporting real news of consequence, the media is focused on hysteria and confusion in the hopes of garnering more readers and viewers.
Desperation is so not hot. But, like [...]
Contributing to Creative Loafing and My Stance on Torture
Lots of stuff going on in Kate’s world.
Had a contributor’s meeting with the peeps at Creative Loafing.
Because I’m one of their contributors.
Don’t hate me because I rock. Just visit CL’s site or get the paper and behold my glory.
Anyway, as I drove home afterwards, it occurred to me why I love Tampa so goddamn much. [...]
Sickles T-Shirt Offends – We All See What We Want to See
Every year at high schools across the country, female students take part in Powder Puff football games. They compete against each other while male students dress in drag to perform as cheerleaders. It’s a silly and ridiculous ritual.
But in the grand scheme of things, this tradition is rather harmless. Students raise some needed funds and [...]
Who would schedule FCAT the week after the time change and during a full moon?
Only Florida.
h/t Beth
7 Year-Old Sent to Hospital Under Baker Act – Incompetent Parents Might Sue
How many times have you read about some nutty kid who shoots up a school or hurts himself and the surrounding community blames school officials? Dozens of times, right? Schools are then required to do certain things under the law if presented with a child who might be at risk to hurt himself or others. [...]
Catherine Durkin Robinson
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she’s crafty
