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God may help those who help themselves, but I only help those who help me first

Posted by Catherine on Jul 31, 2010 in Quest for Legitimacy, Social Networking

That philosophy is probably one of many reasons why I never made a very good Christian. Recently, I looked through my distribution lists, picked everyone who loves me, and sent them an email asking for proof. “It’s that time again when Creative Loafing solicits the opinions of the good people of Tampa Bay and around [...]

 
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How to talk to your children… when they are middle-aged and moody

Posted by Catherine on Jul 29, 2010 in Aging, Mom and Dad

I feel bad when I hear people who are my age complaining about an estranged relationship with their parents. I’ve always been close with my parents, despite so many differences, and yet what works for us doesn’t always work for others. A good relationship requires work. Let’s face it. Our parents didn’t understand us when [...]

 
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5 reasons why a road trip with the family doesn’t completely suck

Posted by Catherine on Jul 23, 2010 in Traveling Gives Me Gas Pains

Every summer, the Durkin Robinson gang usually takes off to see something new. In the past, we’ve visited national parks and majestic scenes like Yellowstone, the Grand Canyon, and an unusually large ball of twine. We almost always throw in something historical (read: tragic and slightly depressing) like the site of the Oklahoma City bombing, [...]

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How much longer ’till school starts?

Posted by Catherine on Jul 22, 2010 in Add it to the List, Laughing is better than the alternative

My children are definitely becoming preteens. They no longer involve me every time one annoys the other. After living with these kids for ten years, I’m never surprised when I find something in the toilet after they leave the bathroom. That *something* is usually of an organic nature and a quick, “Get in here and [...]

 
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Nightmare at the Inn

I made hotel reservations at the last minute in order to attend a family reunion in Scranton. You might be wondering – Why would someone so competent, who’s usually on top of things, wait until the last minute to make hotel reservations when she knew about the reunion for months ahead of time? I’ll tell [...]

 
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For many practical reasons

Posted by Catherine on Jul 18, 2010 in Add it to the List, General Nonsense, Traveling Gives Me Gas Pains

Traveling to Boston feels like visiting an old boyfriend. Imagine, if you will, not just any old boyfriend, but someone special, someone with whom you were deeply in love. Years ago, for many practical reasons, you both realized you could not build a life together. It wasn’t anyone’s fault. You and he were simply too [...]

 
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Like I said, my every attempt to enjoy the great outdoors leads to a near-death experience

Kevin first hired me back in 1996 when I arrived in Boston with a whole lot of hair, looking to begin a career. He made an interesting first impression as well. Kevin was blonde, short, refused to smile, and shook my hand harder than a constipated law school graduate. He meant well; I could tell [...]

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My attempts to appreciate the great outdoors almost always turn into near-death experiences

Posted by Catherine on Jul 14, 2010 in Embarrassing Moments in Mommyhood

When considering activities to enjoy in Boston this week, a friend suggested we explore nearby rural areas. That suggestion reminded me of a time, several years ago, when I attempted to walk around outside. We are still recovering… It’s been established that, although the great outdoors should be preserved, I don’t actually *enjoy* being outdoors. [...]

 
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Two ways to watch World Cup action with grumpy old men who think soccer sucks (without killing them and then yourself)

Posted by Catherine on Jul 12, 2010 in Aging, Laughing is better than the alternative

My children are sports fans. It doesn’t matter if a puck or ball is involved, or even a race car; they enjoy the rivalry, drama, intrigue, and suspense surrounding physical competition and a winner’s trophy. Husband loves this about them. Not that he would love our sons any less if they were into Tom Cruise [...]

 
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Fear and self-loathing at a funeral

Posted by Catherine on Jul 7, 2010 in Embarrassing Moments in Mommyhood, Tampa Bay Issues

I have a bad habit of not thinking things through. I usually blame it on my childhood, even though I can’t point to anything specific. After all, the 1970s was when all those synapses and neurons and bad habits started forming. Come on. How else do you explain The Brady Bunch? Example of this habit: [...]

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