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When life hands you lemons, try and make a profit

Posted by Catherine on Jun 28, 2010 in Joys of Parenting

I blame The Lemonade War and a sluggish economy. That’s right, a child’s book and an environment where Mommy simply cannot afford yet another video game and more toilet paper at the same time are to blame for what went down at my house last Friday. Admittedly, I was also part of the problem. A [...]

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Theology for kids

Posted by Catherine on Jun 25, 2010 in Parenting, Religion

I love it when my children ask questions which indicate something is going on upstairs other than concern over what I’m serving for dinner. I just wish they’d wait until after I get off the phone before hitting me with the really important issues. “Is God Christian?” Youngest asked. I looked around the kitchen, empty [...]

 
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16 ways to enjoy a high school reunion

Posted by Catherine on Jun 23, 2010 in Aging, Friends, General Nonsense

This past weekend, Husband and I attended another one of those “let’s get together and reminisce about a time when we could bend down and touch our toes” events. Reunions are tricky, I tend to avoid mine, but this particular crew of groovy graduates is terrific. They love my husband and don’t seem to mind [...]

 
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Worst morning ever

Most moms I know can remember the really bad mornings, the ones that didn’t involve death or dismemberment, but were equally as upsetting. I know I can. Try and beat this. 01.04.07 After getting my children ready for school, I went into my room for my favorite daily ritual: staring into the magnifying mirror and [...]

 
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Model the behavior you seek in others – or just give up and laugh

Posted by Catherine on Jun 18, 2010 in Family Ties that Cut Off the Circulation

If you don’t have something nice to say about someone, come sit by me. People tend to get worked up, or concerned, about behavior they themselves exhibit. How many times have you heard a friend yell at her son for interrupting and fought the urge to say, “Bitch, do you hear yourself during our conversations? [...]

 
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Symptoms of a dreaded disease

I can’t keep up with all the new illnesses, conditions, and diseases out there. Something that used to require just a good swift kick in the arse, now calls for medication and a support group. Issues previously attributed to laziness or faulty upbringing, are now much more complicated, and adding fiber to our diets won’t [...]

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Our kitchen table

Posted by Catherine on Jun 14, 2010 in Family, Friends, Impending nervous breakdown

You might think just because I’ve got a career, happy family, and blue eyes that I’ve got it all. You might think because I scored an agent and the greatest friends known to man that I’m perfectly content and satisfied. You might think that I have no idea what it feels like to be lonely, [...]

 
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“Who said you were entitled to a vacation?”

Posted by Catherine on Jun 11, 2010 in Impending nervous breakdown, Joys of Parenting, Mom and Dad

I had at least twelve lengthy conversations with my mom before leaving my teaching career to return to the business world. I lived in Colorado at the time. Husband and I wanted to come home to Tampa, but knew that would require her assistance. “You’re about to retire,” I said. “Are you sure you want [...]

 
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Fun conversations with my parents – ongoing

Posted by Catherine on Jun 10, 2010 in Aging, Mom and Dad

Have you met my dad? He’s a kinder, gentler Archie Bunker who looks a little like Dick Cheney. For years, we worried about his health, but recently, through sheer will and determination, he put his love of pork products on hold to lose about twenty-five pounds and cut his diabetes meds in half. We are [...]

 
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Still sick of the so-called “Mommy Wars”

Posted by Catherine on Jun 2, 2010 in Joys of Parenting, Parenting

Too many women justify choices in child-rearing by dumping on society, moms who choose differently, or their own children. Shut up already. At-Home Moms: Good for you. You’re dealing with less income, shitty diapers, and an aggressive steam cleaner that was supposed to make your life easier. Your kids will surely benefit from a full-time [...]

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