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For those who long to hold me…

Posted by Catherine on Sep 15, 2009 in General Nonsense

Here’s your chance! Hybrid Mom’s fall issue is out and my column is on page 44. You can find this terrific magazine at Barnes & Noble or Gymboree. You can also subscribe and then my words of wisdom will magically appear at your doorstep. What could be better?

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Apples dipped in honey…what’s not to like?

Posted by Catherine on Sep 14, 2009 in General Nonsense, Religion

Every year before Rosh Hashanah, synagogues send tickets to members for High Holy Day services. Non-members in the Tampa Bay area usually pay around $200. That’s right. Local Jews pay that kind of money for tickets to a show that doesn’t involve Neil Diamond or a free buffet. Who knew? Included is usually a letter [...]

 
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The Loafies. Who’s in?

Posted by Catherine on Sep 13, 2009 in General Nonsense, Tampa Bay Issues

From Creative Loafing: You’ve voted in the Readers’ Poll and you can’t wait to see who the editors picked this year for categories like “Best display of ignorance by a public official,” “Best beach to run naked on at night” and “Best experimental bartenders.” So, what now? Well, you could wait until the issue hits [...]

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Essentially, getting older is sort of a bitch.

Posted by Catherine on Sep 12, 2009 in Friends, General Nonsense, Health Care

Two months from my fortieth birthday, I’ve never looked or felt better. Considering my high school and college years, this is pretty remarkable. I used to scare people with oversized t-shirts, an abrasive attitude, and hair that could withstand fifty-knot winds. But now, after discovering exercise, obtaining a decent wardrobe allowance and growing my hair [...]

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How to explain 9/11 to children

Posted by Catherine on Sep 11, 2009 in Family, Parenting

I wrote this three years ago for The Trib. Parents prepare for certain questions when their children begin elementary school. My husband and I were no different, role-playing routines for the inevitable “Where do babies come from?” and “Is there really a tooth fairy?” However, nothing prepared me for last week’s inquiry. “Mommy, do you [...]

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Fallout from President Obama’s speech

Posted by Catherine on Sep 9, 2009 in Florida Politics, Parenting, Politics

Yesterday was crazy. The first day back after a long weekend, I tried to motivate my exhausted kids to hustle in the morning and instead ended up cursing about teeth in need of brushing, toilets in need of flushing, and one mommy in need of medication. Crazy. After dropping my boys off at school, I [...]

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Almost Time for Boobie-Thon

Posted by Catherine on Sep 8, 2009 in breast cancer

Back in 2006, I was asked to participate in a campaign where bloggers bare their boobies to raise money for breast cancer. Please. They had me at “bare.”

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The Cystic Fibrosis Foundation needs your help

Posted by Catherine on Sep 8, 2009 in Tampa Bay Issues

While I sit here waiting for my doctor to call, thinking about others and the way in which we can help people in need is a welcome distraction. But I’ll get to this year’s Boobie-Thon later. For now, here’s your chance, Bucs fans -prove you are good for something besides public drunkenness and spreading STDs! [...]

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Why does a naked Glamour model’s tummy roll make us feel anything?

Posted by Catherine on Sep 7, 2009 in Family, Friends, women's rights

If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. – Desiderata I have lots of girl friends – tall, short, thin, fat. Ask if we love ourselves and the reply depends on the day. Sometimes we wake up feeling like Darryl [...]

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Why do Florida Republicans hate education?

Posted by Catherine on Sep 3, 2009 in Florida Politics, Politics

Is Jim Greer high? Seriously. I want to know. Is he making bad choices once again fueled by late-night hanky pank and too much booger-sugar? How else would you explain this rant, rated “Pants on Fire” by PolitiFact, for so obscuring what is, at heart, a positive message from the President of the United States [...]

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