Your favorite local blogger will be on Studio 10

Get the DVRs ready, bitches.

Funny story. Years ago, working my way through college at Tampa Woman’s Health Center, Julie and I would leave work in scrubs to appear on The Kathy Fountain Show.

We’d yell. We’d hoot. We’d holler.

With big hair and even bigger indignation, we’d scare the pro-lifers in the audience and loudly defend women everywhere who “fuck to come, not to conceive.”

Right.

We’ve been largely absent from Tampa television ever since.

Julie moved to Ft. Lauderdale where she leads a sane and anonymous life.

I’ve been up north, out west, and back to lead a sane-free, yet still anonymous life, if you don’t count the hate emails each week or wackos who berate me in the frozen food aisle at my neighborhood Publix.

How can this kind of crazy not get televised?

And so it seems I will be back on local boob tubes this Thursday, October 1st at Studio 10 for ten minutes starting around 10:30am.

If you blink, you might miss me.

So don’t blink. Tune in to see me struggle to express myself without saying “fuck”, “douchebaggery”, or “suck it.”

Should be fun.

And if you’re not one of the injured in an auto accident types or struggling to earn a degree at home…well, TEVO it.

I might just make you smile.

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