More whoring for votes…but enough about Peter Schorsch

Have you voted for me yet?

Creative Loafing’s Best of the Bay competition is winding down, you only have until Monday before the polls close for good. People have been voting for me in several categories:

- Best Local Blogger

- Best CL Contributor

- Best Local Troublemaker

Recently, I made a joke about how there is no money prize, but the opportunity to beat Peter Schorsch would be gift enough.

Well.

Peter Schorsch had a thing or two to say about that.

Catherine: You trollop, there’s no way you are any where near my league for Best Local Troublemaker. It takes a special level of douchebagness and prickisheness to take home this trophy. And you just don’t have it. Snarky. Sure. Sexy. Hell yeah. But you’re a mother, after all. And being the Best Local Troublemaker means you can’t ever depend on a babysitter.

But you’re a hell of a blogger. And so I’ll throw you a few votes out of some of my fake accounts.

I also urge your readers to vote for the thought of you getting a bikini wax, as you did for the CL roogoodoo, as the most under-appreciated wonder of Tampa Bay.

Nice. Peter would be hot if he wasn’t a creepy Republican.

But I’ll take that category and encourage all you bitches to vote for every email address you have.

Let me know what I owe you.

Tags: Best of the Bay, creative loafing