Creative Loafing’s Best of the Bay
As one of their contributors, I was asked to submit a few entries of my own.
So, I did.
Best place *not* to find a python…
Best display of ignorance by a public official…
Meanwhile my own category is heating up.
Recently, someone asked if I’d get paid for winning either Best Local Blog, Best CL Contributor, or Best Local Troublemaker.
No.
As a matter of fact, I don’t know that any perks come with this auspicious honor.
Still.
I’d beat Peter Schorsch. And that’s good enough for me.
If you have more than one email address, vote more than once for me.
Humor, politics, parenting advice, kisses, lap dances, and revealing photos. What more do you want from your girl?








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Well, since you asked, can I get you to contribute some sexy cheesecake that I could post on my blog in an effort to sway some voters my way? Because that would be just fantastic. Thanks!
Catherine: You trollop, there’s no way you are any where near my league for Best Local Troublemaker. It takes a special level of douchebagness and prickisheness to take home this trophy. And you just don’t have it. Snarky. Sure. Sexy. Hell yeah. But you’re a mother, after all. And being the Best Local Troublemaker means you can’t ever depend on a babysitter.
But you’re a hell of a blogger. And so I’ll throw you a few votes out of some of my fake accounts.
I also urge your readers to vote for the thought of you getting a bikini wax, as you did for the CL roogoodoo, as the most under-appreciated wonder of Tampa Bay.