The Jackson Family to Michael Jackson’s daughter: “It’s okay, baby. Speak *into* the microphone.”
Miss me?
I’ve been out of the loop, going crazy actually, and today, when I come up for air, this is what I get:
Obviously. I don’t know from crazy.
Who puts a crying child on national television?
How many of those mourners scorned Michael Jackson and wouldn’t even return his phone calls for the last ten years?
When the hell did Auntie Janet get Oprah-arms?
Is Reverend Al Sharpton ever *not* entertaining?
Good lord.
Those kids don’t have a chance in hell.
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Is…is that one of the Coreys? The one who’s not a drug addict?
Frightening, don’tcha think?
Shoot, I thought it was Michael J. Fox.