Radio Ga Ga
Mitch Perry over at WMNF did me a solid and interviewed the organizer of next weekend’s Driving Miss Darby event. If you’re inclined to go, there is still time to reserve your spot. Listen to this clip around 41:00 and whenever you’re in town, tune in. WMNF rocks almost as much as I do.
Julia Roberts and Her Bare Belly Cheer Me Up
Even though I’ve had a tummy tuck, I’m happy to see real women laying it out there for the world to see. Besides, I’ve still got hips. I ain’t perfect. But I’m going to put on a bathing suit anyway, take pictures, and dare you not to go from six to midnight. Three cheers for [...]
Random Thoughts: Parenting, Anal Rape, and Texting Teenage Drivers
I’m hard on bad parents because they are ruining the world. They park their kids in front of inappropriate television shows or violent video games. They ignore them. They feed them garbage. They put work and happy hour before family. They over-medicate and often don’t teach their kids to take no for an answer. Then [...]
Wendy’s Comes Off the Boycott List, but Wal-Mart Stays On
That’s right, like every good American consumer, I have a boycott list. My list deals with companies that employ bad business practices or maybe I just don’t like the way they blend plaids and polka-dots. At any rate, the bastards don’t get my money.
A Modern Family
I wrote this a couple of months ago… My great-grandparents arrived from Ireland in the late 1800s and settled near Scranton, Pennsylvania. For the first few decades, these new Americans lived within the same ten-mile radius and lived out their dreams – together. They worked blue-collar jobs and rarely made ends meet, but they were [...]
What Five Songs Describe You?
Facebook has a million of these little exercises, but I haven’t seen this one yet. Are there songs that describe your personality, winning smile, or philosophy on life? What are they? Me first. Oh yes, these quotes and songs are perfect. Get to know me and sing along. This first one, perhaps more than the [...]
Sickles High School in Trouble for Crotch Shot Photo
Another Sickles’ goof or goof-up? When I first heard about the bare vagina on display in the pages of Sickles High School’s 2009 yearbook, I laughed out loud. One of those deep belly laughs that last for five minutes. My tongue hangs out. I grab my sides. The works. I could just picture the yearbook [...]
I Could Kill Someone
If you are threatened or battered to the point where you must take out a restraining order, and then the bully or batterer violates said restraining order, you should be able to kill that son of a bitch with no threat of legal action whatsoever. Period. Let me be very clear – I’m all for [...]
A High School Reunion…but Join Us Anyway
…in the wink of a young girl’s eye. The Driving for Driving Miss Darby Golf Tournament Saturday, May 30th at Heritage Isles at 10630 Plantation Bay Drive in Tampa, Florida. 1:00 p.m. $500.00 per foursome or $150.00 per individual. Memorial signs for friends and family who have battled cancer are also available for purchase. We [...]








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