More Facebook Fun – Ongoing

I might scream if one more person tells me about a life-altering event and then adds, “Don’t blog this.” I wrote as much on Facebook, which invites the smartasses in my life to play along.

Addison – I’m gay….please don’t blog this.

John – I’m planning on getting a haircut in the coming days. I need one. Please don’t blog this!

Tam – I’m secretly in love with SuperDave, please don’t blog this.

Wayne – I was once a political consultant, pls don’t blog this

David – (insert life-altering bit of news) and please don’t blog this.

Mark – I just read about an overly long-haired gay political consultant in love with SuperDave imparting generic yet life-altering news (while I could hear distant screaming)…but whatever you do, don’t blog that either.

Clark – I’m blogging this conversation. Please don’t blog this.

Cat – I still have a poster of WHAM! on my bedroom wall which makes my vagina hurt too. Please don’t blog this.

Husband – I saw a divorce attorney today…please don’t…ah hell. Do what ya want.

For the record, I am sensitive to people and their issues about privacy.

For the record, some of your shit isn’t even interesting enough to blog.

And for the record, if you divorce me, I’m definitely blogging that shit. I’ll include pictures, too.

Think about it.

Tags: Facebook