Christian License Plates Approved in Florida Senate

All the Florida Senate had to hear was one word: Jesus.

And that was good enough for them.

They approved the latest Holy Roller-related license plates without even seeing them. But Senator Ronda Storms didn’t need to see them, she sees Jesus in her dreams each night and now she wants you to see Him too. Especially when stuck in traffic.

Storms’ “I Believe” plate would benefit Faith in Teaching, an Orlando company that funds faith-based programs at schools. Its design features a cross over a stained-glass window.

The government has no business manufacturing religious figures on license plates. The House killed a similar bill (praiseJesus) and the ACLU registered opposition (doublepraiseJesus.)

My own Senator Victor Crist has a decent idea. For a change.

Coming Monday: A push to eliminate all specialty plates within two years in favor of specialty stickers sold for use on standard Florida license plates. (This will) generate more revenue for charities and most important, help “law enforcement clearly and swiftly identify a Florida license plate.”

“What this does is it lets automobile owners have choice 1 and 2, both options, and to generate more money for the charities involved,” Crist said. “It’s a win-win situation.”

Crist doesn’t have a prototype of his idea, but said there would be two spots on each plate for maybe 2-inch-by-2-inch stickers, in the bottom right and left corners.

That’s right, bitches. If the complexity of your religious and spiritual beliefs can be summed up in picture on a license plate, then you deserve to have it squashed into the bottom left-hand corner.

Pray about it.

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