I Get the Best IMs – Ongoing
Posted by Catherine on Apr 8, 2009 in Gun Control |
This morning, I tried to get a few things done but my brother had other ideas.
Brother: How many people died eating tainted peanut butter?
Me: I dunno. Ever hear of Google?
(long pause)
Brother: Twelve people died because of bad peanut butter and the government was all over it. Thirteen people died in Binghamton last week and nothin’ happened. Why? Cause guns rule.
Me: Hmmm. Good point.
Brother: Blog that shit.
Done.
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Guns don’t kill people; peanuts do. More people are killed each year by potato chips than by AK-47s. Think about it. Food is our enemy. We need to kill all the farmers.
Your brother’s analogy kinda sucks. If you stick a peanut in your mouth, you assume it won’t kill you. If you or someone else sticks a loaded gun in your mouth…