The Morning After

Never believe anything I say after four shots of tequila. This includes, but is not limited to:

"I love you."

"Yes, you may feel my breasts before they're gone."

"Wow. Your breasts feel so natural!"

"Wanna hear a secret?"

"More wine, please."

"I'd like to order the oreo pie."

"Tell me more about you."

"Sure, I want to know what you think about my behavior."

"I have a confession to make."

"Okay. I'll try on your chaps."

"Be honest."

"Yeah, I've heard of you."

"This will feel good. I swear."

"I'll meet you there!"

"Your picture won't end up on my site. Promise."