Boomin' Granny

Friend of mine came to work with a catalog she received in the mail.

Looks harmless, right? Typical crap catalog with items for the aged. Compression socks, flannel nightgowns and a large print Bible. So not sexy.

Wait a minute. What's this past the watch-style blood pressure monitor?

Vibrating clitoral pump? Oh my...

I know. There are many activities where being "totally nude" is an acceptable approach. Aerobics is not one of them. However, I'm relieved to know that the same crowd looking for Sparkle-Dent is still humpin' and bumpin'. Obviously. And what a bargain! So don't throw away those catalogs, ladies. Send them to me instead.

Oh! And put them away before the grandkids show up.

Golden years, indeed.