She's On It

I've got a broken microwave and clothes dryer. Ordered the parts, yet my man is in Colorado. I can barely change a lightbulb. This is the perfect job for NakeDan the Handyman!



Alas, Dan doesn't do appliances. Are there any naturalists out there who might want the job instead? My girlfriends and I will eat dinner, watch you work your magic, stare and make inappropriate comments. Sounds like a dream job, no?

You can't throw a rock in Pasco County without hitting a nudist colony; surely someone in there's gotta know how to work a drill.