Fresh - For You
This makes me want to move right into Phyllis Busansky's district so I can vote for her myself.
Oh, right. My house isn't selling.
Anyway, from Phyllis' campaign (emphasis added by me):
Dear Homeowner,If I didn't have a classroom of kids eager to roll their eyes and pass notes when I turn my back - I'd be there. Enjoy!
This Thursday the President of the United States is coming to Tampa to
campaign against me. He is charging people $1,000 for lunch and $2,100 to get a
photo with him and my opponent Gus Bilirakis.
I am fairly certain that Gus will not be asking President Bush to help
solve our homeowner insurance crisis. And I am fairly certain there will be no
discussion about our rates doubling and tripling while insurance companies are
posting record profits. In fact, I am fairly certain the insurance lobbyists
will be doling out plenty of $2,100 checks to support Gus!
So I am going to do something about it! If your homeowner insurance
rates went up by $1,000 or more, I'd like to buy you lunch – and we can discuss ways we will fight back!
And if your rates went up by $2,100 or more, you get lunch and a
photo with me! Please join me Thursday, September 21st at 1:30 PM at La
Teresita restaurant, 3246 W. Columbus Dr., Tampa (located a few blocks southeast
of Raymond James Stadium).
Please RSVP to mailto:ebarson@busanskyforcongress. or (813) 435-5103. Seating is limited because, as you know, many homeowners have suffered rate increases in excess of $1,000 thanks to state lawmakers like Gus Bilirakis.
Thank you so much,
Phyllis Busansky











6 Comments:
I am SO Kossing this...
I am a man of my word
Bravo Phyllis!
(Preparing for Kate to "fall down dead")
Now you must get over here and administer CPR.
(your fault after all)
this is so brilliant. LOVE IT!
I might have used "I got more rhymes than Phyllis Diller" if I had wrote this post...
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